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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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