Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize