Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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