i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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