after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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