so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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