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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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