I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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