I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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