I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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