im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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