so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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