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(813): View more from Florida

mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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(530): View more from California

I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again

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(813): View more from Florida

It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!

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(415): View more from California

dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.

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