I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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