I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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