i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Green mimosas i think yes
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
