i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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