he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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