So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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