I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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