it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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