For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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