the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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