if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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