thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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