Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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