The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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