What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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