her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
