I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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