After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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