You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
