In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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