Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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