So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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