Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
