I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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