I'm eating all of the evidence.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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