ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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