I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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