yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So here I am, sexting at work.
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