Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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