Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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