Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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