I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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