I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
