he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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