do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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