508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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