Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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