he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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