I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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