Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need to calm my uterus...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
