i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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