Soap is not a condiment
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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