id be glad to
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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